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Two Guys and Kotex

15 November 2007 625 views 29 Comments

A day before I accomplish do-that, I visited my cousin at Damansara. This is the third time I meet him after almost a year. On the way to his friend’s house, his girlfriend calling if we can fetch her to buy the sanitary pads.

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”Oh, but I afraid I can’t help you. We are in dash and likelihood we return home late.”

“Hurmm…”

“Okay, how about if we buy it for you?”

“Can you??”

“Yup, just give the name of the brand and all the details.”

We stop by at retail shop close to Yat’s friend neighborhood.

“Kasyah, you know how to buy Kotex?”

“Yup, I did buy it for my ex-girlfriend.”

“Really??! I never thought it.”

“You should. Nevertheless, what type of pad your girl wants. She likes to fly without wing or not?”

“What??!”

“What I still memorize, the pads have wing or without wing types. It relies on her period point in time. Just starting, in the middle or having the last days of her period time.”

“Oh, okay. She wants Kotex Slim Wing. Find the small size.”

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So we search for it. We barely found Maxi, Maxi Wing and Overnight Wing.

“Bro, sms over your girl and ask if she ask the real thing. Maybe she did typo with her word.”

Hoho…maybe this word is not supposed coming out from a guy that has no reason to spend his money to buy pads every month.

“Kasyah, she said its okay. She will buy it herself tomorrow.”

OMG, its mean Kotex really sell Slim Wing sanitary pad. Its make me thinking when the last time I bought Kotex for my ex. Oh yes, 3 years ago at Petronas Mesra Station. Thus we keep seeking and finally we find one at the top of the shelf.

“Yes, at last we managed to find it. Thanks for your cooperation Kasyah.”

“Never say it. Now I know Kotex Slim Wing truly exists. Hey remember we need to hurry.”

“Alright boss.”

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Well dude, honestly do you ever bought pad for your girlfriend? It’s a taboo to talk about it between guys and some of my friends said that I embarrassing myself. Tak jantan la!

In fact, I don’t be bothered because as a guy we should be prepared alongside with our lover when she is period. We need to be more comprehend with her volatile emotion. This can be the best chance for you to show your good qualities as her future-husband.

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At any rate, don’t tell me you willing to buy lingerie for your girl instead of sanitary pads? Goshhh!!

Note: Kotex pay me RM200 + A date with Kisah Kaisara heroine for this advertisement. Nothing free in here. :twisted:

Only Japanese girls take part in my previous entry, My Top 5 Girl’s Expression. No single one of them was Korean. Thanks you.

Extra note: Thanks Minci for correcting me about tampon and pad. I thought its the same thing. Now I am really a virgin guy.

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29 Comments »

  • syia said:

    wahah.. infomatif gile post ni utk bakal2 laki yg nk bercouple hehe..

  • minci said:

    just so people don’t get mix up..

    the ones you guys were looking for is called a ‘pad’.
    tampon tuh lagi sesuai digunakan utk describe a type of sanitary towel yg bentuknya mcm tube skit. women who use tampons akan masukkan that tube straight up the vagina instead of like the ‘pad’ yg main lekat dlm panties.

    (bolehlah digoogle)

    tampon is useful for instance in ladies who go swimming/ nak pakai thong. tapi kena berani masukkan tampon tuh ke dlm lah.. muahahaha..

  • yanti said:

    betol ckp minci tu..
    “We need to be more comprehend with her volatile emotion”.. bagus2.. :grin: bunyi cam nk market diri sendiri je.. haha..

  • yanti said:

    alahai..slalu type comment x abis.. camne bleh ade date lak? Kotex wat competition ke utk sape2 yg letak advertisement/blog pasal kotex ke? :grin:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    hope so la syia :mrgreen:

  • WaWa said:

    wah! bagus gak ko ni. hahahaa.. aku kagum. :D

  • aria-ayumi said:

    ahaks. maunye kene baling kotex ke moka klw mintak my ehem2 beli kotex. hoho. :razz: aiyoo xpenah terpikir nak suh dia tlg beli. bese mintak tlg ayah yg belikan. huhu.

  • shutterspeaks said:

    RM200.00 w0h000…. belanja aku roti canai sekeping pun ok lah ahahaha… cuba ko bayangkan, tgh ko shopping pad tuh, dtg awek cun cam dlm iklan tiramissyou tuh jeling manja kat ko…

    next time ko leh cerita pasal bra pulak.. a,b,c,d, full, half cup, wired, push up, bla bla bla…. wakakakaka

    kotex pun boleh jadik brand name kan…

  • Qaiyum said:

    Haha.. Cam Tak tergamak Je Nak Belikan Bende Tuh Untuk GF. Ahaks..

  • od3n said:

    duit pnye pasal ape2 pn boleh. haha

  • emphbone said:

    I am quite surprised that you refer to it sanitary pads..
    Well, it’s informative enough..

  • jet said:

    hoh..penah duduk dengan abangku, berbincang pasal tampon..cm kasik kuliah la…eley, tapi die cm dah tau je..siap diri ini yg bertanya kepadanye..demn jeh..

  • acai said:

    slm bro,ehehe..entry yg sangat menarik dan informatif terutamanya org seperti aku nih,ahahaaa..nak kawin kena tau sume nih..

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    oh yeah..hard 2 imagine :mrgreen:

    tq anyway

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    nope. i had enuff

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    saje je gurau…i dont think u guys will take it serious.

    mana boleh dedahkan how much publisher dpt dr advertiser..huhu..

    best la kalo betul, tapi yg date tu taknak..haha, buang mase :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    haha…ape la yg bagus sgt aku ni.poyo ja lebih :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    camtuka?hehe :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    haha,,kalau la, syok gak ni.

    ohhh…kalo awek tu jeling manja kat aku, aku dtg lah dgn machonye..

    skali die ckp, “brader, u punya seluar tarak zip maa..”

    hahaha…teringat kes aku main badminton.(my nebor daughter)

    ohh pasal bra ni no hal la…dari saiz a sampai z aku dah hafal. senang ja.

    full, half cup…hahaha.

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    baek takyah bro. aku mase gi bayar brader tu pun pndang cam pelik je. igat aku ni ada dua jantina ape. :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    duit..di mana ko duit….duit duit… :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    hehe… tq. me in da learning process also :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    ohhh..baguih sungguh ur brader jet. ade gak member camnie..hehe :mrgreen:

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    wslm bro.

    besa2 saje. tq bro.

    well, uhuks..uhuks….bila la tu?? :wink:

  • azrn said:

    hmm…tetiba tringat dulu, aku suruh abang aku bli kan kotex..dia belikan brand lain. dengan alasan, brand lain tu nampak lagi menarik plastik dia. heh… boleh plak camtu.
    nak taknak aku amek je laa… hehehe…

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  • kaSyah (author) said:

    ada perbezaan ketara ka kalo brand lain2? huhu :mrgreen:

  • edwin masripan said:

    haih..

    tak sesia ade org mcm ko nak cube paham

  • kaSyah (author) said:

    terpaksa paham gak…hehe :mrgreen:

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